Apple buys machine learning team

Wants a data snufflerFruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has just written a check for an Indian data snuffler called Tuplejump. Details of the deal are more classified than the US nuclear codes, and Jobs’ Mob has even ordered Tuplejump to pull its webpage so no-one can find out what it has bought. Fortunately for us, there is such a thing as a Wayback Machine which helped us find what Jobs’ Mob had used the money it saved paying European tax. Tuplejump said then that it realised that the volume of data that businesses generate was becoming unwieldy. “A new set of technologies to handle this huge amounts of data cropped up. We were one of the early adopters of these ‘big-data’ technologies. Having helped Fortune 500 companies adopt these technologies we…

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